Not a Trolley Problem

Not a Trolley Problem! An absurd incremental game. Grab people with a giant Hand. Throw them onto the tracks. Earn coins. Buy upgrades. Face absurd trolley dilemmas in this absurd-comedy incremental game.

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PULL, GRAB, THROW
Pull the lever to start the trolley and keep pulling to build speed. Sweep the giant Hand through the crowd, grab a chain of people, and throw them onto the circular rails. Every trolley hit earns coins and rank progress.

FACE ABSURD TROLLEY DILEMMAS
Rank up to unlock new versions of the trolley problem. Pick a side. Your answer changes the crowd, your income, or the trolley itself.

EXPAND THE UPGRADE TREE
Spend coins in a branching upgrade tree. Increase the Hand’s reach and capacity. Raise the trolley’s speed, damage, and coin payout. Unlock Auto-Hands that grab and throw people for you.

LEVEL UP THE TROLLEY
The trolley has 70 levels of its own. Each level raises its speed, damage, and payout.

GROW THE CROWD
The crowd grows from a few people to hundreds. New types appear as you progress. Some are tougher. Some are worth more.

BEAT THE BOSSES
Bosses can survive repeated hits. Build enough damage to take them down and reach the final trolley dilemma.